On Being Offended

One of my favorite phrases in the editorials that pop up in my conservative campus's daily newspaper is "I'm offended." Although I do believe that the things these people find offensive are simply hilarious, the greatest joy I get out of the phrase is the idea that being offended is a bad thing. I take absolute delight in being offended. This probably explains how I can survive going to an über-conservative school and how I can live with the knowledge that my own father is quite decidedly on the chauvinist/racist side. I take such delight in being offended, in fact, that I go to lengths to collect things that just kill me. One of my most prized possessions is a book I picked up at DI one day (that is the Provo equivalent to Salvation Army, for those unfamiliar with the many pleasures of DI): The Secret Power of Femininity: the Art of Attracting, Winning and Keeping the Right Man for You. You can't tell me that even just the title isn't enough to send you into spasms of pleasantly offended giggles. I do believe that I will periodically punctuate this blog with passages from this, my favorite offensive book. There is something pleasing about finding something so completely contrary to everything you believe and hold dear. Every time I face offensive things or people, my blood gets pumping and I know that I am truly alive. Perhaps it is simply the thrill of a rush of superiority in the face of something so inanely outlandish, but I really think there must be more to it. Maybe something to do with defining oneself negatively in terms of the Other. Maybe all I am is an exact negative, a concave mold of the things I hate. This sounds like a Montaigne essay--I'll do my best to seek it out, and, if it does exist, I'll post it (copyright gods willing). So there you have it--my motivation and gimmick for keeping a blog. Welcome.

Thursday, January 31, 2008

Practical Advice for Everyday Life

What better way to start off my offensive blog than with a bit from The Good Book?

1 Timothy 2
11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
13 For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.

1 Corinthians 14

34 Let your awomen keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to bspeak; but cthey are commanded to be under dobedience, as also saith the law.
35 And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to aspeak in the church.

I'm sure you're definitely sensing a theme among the things that offend me. Yes, anit-feminist items are particularly delightful unto me. There are so many things that I love about these verses. Number one being that since Adam "was not deceived," he (and therefore all beings with a penis) is morally superior for willfully choosing "sin." Going by Paul's own logic, if the Fall was indeed a sin, then it would appear that Eve is less to blame--she was deceived, while Adam knowingly sinned. Of course, I also think that Paul's base premise is quite offensive.

Finally, my favorite part about these scriptures is their implications for anyone who says we should take the Bible literally and apply it to government/morality now. I mean really, if you want to kill homosexuals as per Bible instructions, you'd better not be female, because if you are voicing this in public and/or church, you'd better be ready to be stoned yourself--according to Paul, this "talking" thing is better left to your husband.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Amanda,
Yes, Paul was impassioned about many things, and partly blinded by the times he lived in and the customs of the day. I have just taught the children in Primary about him - and how he persecuted all the followers of Jesus until he was converted. I love his passion. Perhaps we can forgive him for his confused views about women.
While the church is the Savior's, and the priesthood power is God's, it is amazing how God lets us use our free agency to learn to govern, and love, and lead. Peter, although the prophet, did not believe the gospel should go to the gentiles - and he and Paul fought about this. It was not until God sent Peter a vision in Acts 10 that he allowed Paul to preach to the gentiles.

I actually love to read the four gospels - because the Savior truly loved women - they were his best friends (Mary and Martha), he appeared to Mary before any other person after the resurrection, and he preached to the Samaritan women by the well - a Samaritan, a woman, and a vile sinner - having had 7 husbands and now shacking up. His apostles were appalled!!

I actually struggle a little to read the Book of Mormon - bacause there are no women found in it. We don't even know Nephi's wife's name. Then it occurred to me that when Nephi and Mormon ask us to forgive them for the difficulty in writing on metal in a language that was not their own, that I could forgive them for not including women because of the difficulty of writing with the conditions they labored under. It is a little presumptous of me to forgive them at all - since I don't even keep a regular journal and record all the great events of my life and the women in it.

It might interest you to know that when I was a child women could not pray in sacrament meeting or speak in general conference. We've come a long way. In the last leadership training meeting there were two men and three women on the panel discussion.

When I taught the Old Testament to the 11 year old boys in Primary - I taught them the story of Deborah the prophetess in Judges 4 and 5 - and how she led the men into battle, even though this was not a lesson in the manual. I wanted those boys to understand the value and power of women. Paul might have thought of that before he wrote that women should be silent. Maybe he had a fight with his wife the day he was writing his epistle?

As you have children, you will discover that the world of scouting is expensive and rewards the boys at every turn, while in activity days and young women we are not allowed to hand out any rewards - the girls are supposed to just feel the joy of a job well done. It is just one of those little inequalites that will be so vastly different when the Savior rules the earth - because he will rule perfectly and we as humans rule imperfectly.

My personal belief is that the general authorities and leaders of the church are wonderful men - but they are not perfect. Boyd K. Packer spoke about this in the last general conference.

Bottom line Amanda, with all my crazy musings, is that I love the scriptures, the gospel, and the Savior. The Savior is perfect, the scriptrues can bring us closer to him, and the gospel is the vehicle, however imperfect it is because we, imperfect beings, are allowed to run it.
Cheryl Radmall